The Funniest Drug
I was at a hotel and was eating dinner with my parents. I went outside to smoke and a street gang attacked me. I immediately ran into the hotel only to find that everyone at the huge dinner party had left. So, my next instinct was to get in the elevator and go to our room. But, instead of the elevator going to the room it went to the roof. Everybody was on the roof. When I joined my parents everybody turned into vampires and proceeded to drag me to a huge cross and nail me to it and burn me alive.
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